Dear Friends of Room 12 B,
I’d like to give all of you a shout out for passing on such a wonderful gift this past week…the gift of the stomach virus. How selfless of you to endow my family members with such an offering. I am astonished how considerate you and your family members have been regarding this wonderful perk of being a teacher and, well, just know that we all have you in mind as we violently heave into strategically placed pots and pans this upcoming weekend.
Cheers, you wretched children.